Hello to all of you!
That little scalawag, Johnny Cannon (you know, the star of the upcoming book, The Troubles of Johnny Cannon, coming to a bookstore near you on October 14, 2014, but available now for preorder or to add on goodreads) took over my tumblr recently and posted his reviews of the Oscar nominees. So, in case you're wondering what a backwoods kid from 1961 Alabama thinks about these 2013 movies, here are the links:
Johnny Reviews American Hustle
Johnny Reviews Captain Phillips
Johnny Reviews Dallas Buyers Club
Johnny Reviews Gravity
Johnny Reviews Her
Johnny Reviews Nebraska
Johnny Reviews Philomena
Johnny Reviews 12 Years a Slave
Johnny Reviews The Wolf of Wall Street
So there you have it. I'm pretty sure that, although Johnny wouldn't vote for any of the nominated movies to win, he's probably leaning toward 12 Years a Slave over the rest.
Let me know what you think of these reviews in the comments!